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We base our environment scores on what a consumer sees; outside, inside, Q - line etc. We do not focus on the "behind the scenes" aspects but more what is in the faces of the average patron as a whole. 

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Scare Factor

Not all haunted attractions are meant to terrify the guest but entertain. Not all patrons will scare easily or are triggered by the same experiences. We judge our scare ratings off of what the average consumer may experience to give you an idea of who each attraction is geared toward.

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Actors come in all forms, be it drop scare, sliders, Q - line,

interactive, pop scare and more. We rate the acting as a collective whole for the entirety of the experience inside the haunted attraction and complement those who excel when noticed by nominating the potential for 1 actor from each haunted attraction for the year end Haunted Honeymooners Fan Voted Haunt Actor of the Year Award 

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Over All Experience

Our over all experience is not a collective score of all of 

the other categories but a category all of its own. We take Everything into account from the ticketing, line, haunt itself, "bang for your buck", controllable outside factors, actor safety, guest experience and more from a traditional haunt goers perspective and give you a fair rating for how that specific trip to the attraction went for us. 

2021 Haunt Season

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About Our Ratings

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Our rating system is 4 catagories for our traditional haunted attraction reviews.

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Each category has the potential for 10 points

1   being low for the category at hand   10 being the highest, with 5   being average

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There is the potential for a total of   40   points possible. Any Total Score of   31   points or higher will receive the Shut The Fuck UP & Go Seal of Approval

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